The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This compliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too early - 12 timesIt’s too hot - 18 timesPretending to be asleep - 31 timesThe neighbors will hear - 9 timesHeadache or backache - 26 timesSunburn - 10 timesYour mother will hear us - 9 timesNot in the mood - 21 timesWatching the late show - 17 timesToo sore - 26 timesNew hairdo - 6 timesWrong time of the month - 14 timesYou had to go to the bathroom - 19 timesOf the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that. I hope you have a happy life my dear and don’t make the same mistakes we did. Mum (and dad). She was crying by the time she finished reading it and Frank took her hand and slowly caressed it. The arbiter gave her time to compose herself before continuing. He took out a check from his folder and handed it to her. ‘This is what they left you. Of course I’ve taken out my fees and the relevant taxes,’ he said. They couldn’t believe it the check was for almost half a billion dollars. ‘But I thought they were under investigation for illegal deals, doesn’t the government get to keep the money?’ ‘They died before they could complete the investigation and since they couldn’t find any paper trail they didn’t have a reason to put a hold on their finances.’ ‘What do I do with all this money?’ ‘That’s up to you young lady.’ With that they thanked him and left. She had a decision to make and Frank and the girls figured she would take a while so they gave all the space she needed. A few days.
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